As evidence of my thought processes, I present exhibit a:

Certain thoughts might occur when looking at this photo of a US Special Forces soldier involved somehow in protecting the newly appointed Afghani president from a possible assasination attempt

. Guess what my first thought was:

a. That’s a fancy looking gun he has there.
b. How do they keep their dark vehicles so spotless in a dusty desert?
c. Wow, this guy is something else, he might have just saved a life.
d. I’m looking at quite a farmers tan here, and if not for that gun, I’d be seeing man boobs and beer gut.

If you picked answer c, you’re wrong. Dead wrong. The order of thoughts was, d, a, and b.