Michael Buffington

Carrie Bought New Pillows. She

Monday, September 17 2001

Carrie bought new pillows. She decided it would be best if she bought herself a $20 pillow, complete with $5 pillow cover (this goes under a pillow case). She decided to splurge on her sweet husband and by a pillow for him as well. A fine, quality above any other, pillow for $4.99.

I already have a plan in place; wait until nightfall, and switch pillows when she’s in dreamland, then enjoy sweet $20 pillow dreams all night.